Santa’s Chicken Farm
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.
“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
July 16th, 2007 The UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was; “Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food shortage in the rest of the World?”
And the survey was a huge failure, because,
* In the Africa they didn’t know what food meant,
* In India, they didn’t know what honest meant,
* In Europe they didn’t know what shortage meant,
* In China they didn’t know what opinion meant,
* In the Middle East, they didn’t know what solution meant,
* In South America they didn’t know what please meant,
* And in the USA they didn’t know what the rest of the world meant!
Sardarji
Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
Santa’s Final Exam
Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?
Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”
Snake’s Training
Classroom
The lecturer is taking the class seriously.
One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room. The lecturer asks the student. For what purpose you are coming to the school?
Student : For vidhya sir(In Telugu Vidhya means Education).
Lecturer : Then why you are looking towards window?
Student : Vidhya(Girl friend) has not come upto now sir.
I had like to see that…
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?”
“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.“
“I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.”
“I’d like to see that.”
So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: “Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”
“Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!” As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:
“You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”
Mayawati and Lalu
Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
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