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JUST FOR LAUGH…

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Muthu : 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Muthu: … EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview….

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I

look

like a foreigner?

Wife : No! Why?

Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, “Are you a foreigner?”.. that’s why

…

MUTHU & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this

village or not .. and Muthu said .. “No sir, only babies were born

here.”

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was experimenting with a cockroach. First he cut off oneof it’s

leg

and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.

Then he cutoff it’ssecond leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then

he

cut off the third leg and did the same. At last he cut off it’s fourth

leg

and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walk.

Suddenly Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four

legs,

it becomes deaf.

Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the

driver

adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, “Are you trying to see my wife?Came sit

backhere and I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he

started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he

doing. Muthu pointed towards the board “WASHBASIN”

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER – FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught

fire

and how will you escape ?

Muthu : It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination . 🙂

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part …

On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????

Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” on her

right

chest … and he did it !